The Racing Exploits of Team Labor Power

2009

• FU Landowski "Vee Fuxx U Upz Comeback Tour™" Team Complete with Addition of Non-Buffoonish Bodyguards Wolfman and Bob. Undisclosed mountain cabin in shadows of Suicide Rock, California. February 5, 2009
• The Whale Whisperer: FU Landowski Kumbayas His Inner Humpback and Orca. Isle of Dr. Moreau, near Cougar Island, in the South Pacific. January 15, 2009

2008

• F.U. Landowski Series
  * FU Landowski™ Announces Nothing Newsworthy Has Happened or Will Happen in the Next 24 Hours News Cycle. A TrueSport Exclusive. Cougar Island, CA. December 1, 2008
  * Genetically Engineered ‘Jock Hops’ Endorsed by Non-Crybaby F. U. Landowski. December 10, 2008
  * Landowski Pushes Milk, Not Miracle Vita-Drugs. December 3, 2008
  
  
• Kool Aid Series
  * Broken Bones, Bad Gas and a Bad Ass Lead Out: Kool Aid Graduates from Caricature to Hard Core Mo-Fo. Hood River, Oregon.  May 21, 2008
  * If the Shoe Fits, But You're a Non-Dues Paying Neophyte, Don't Wear It or, How to Spend Your Way to Groupie Glory. San Jose, CA. February 26, 2008
  * Man Down! Kool Aid Takes A Digger in the Name of The Dream. "Hey, check out my cool bump!" Bumpfuk, Texas February 5, 2008
  * On the Bus with Team Dream: Fully Immersed, Fully Invested, and Very Well Fed. Las Vegas, Nevada - January 28, 2008
  * Ride Ride Ride Your Bike, Slowly Up The Road, or the Futility of Unchasing The Dream. MKA Wants His Cake and Kupcake, too. - January 21, 2008
  
  
• Other
  * Posers, Prima Donnas, Punk-Daddies and Pinkophiles: Start Your Engines. A Preview of 2008 Dana Point Grand Prix.  May 2, 2008
  

2007

• USADA Sells Landis' "Yellow Gold" on EBAY - April 19, 2007
• Dick Pound's Trial By Water: If Floyd Floats, He's a Witch. If He Sinks, He's Dead Anyway or, How the WADA/USADA Anti-Floyd Intifada Helped Restore Respect for the Star Chamber - March 21, 2007
• TrueSport Exclusive: Max Kash Agro Confesses: I'm a Cupcake. - January 26, 2007

2006

• "Fcuk Lance," "Legalize Dope" and "Labor Rules": The Best of Euro-Trash Graffiti. Alpe D'Huez - October 11, 2006
• Details, Details! The Devil Takes Labor High and Low in the Cascades. Bend, OR - July 28, 2006
• MKA to All Fresh Meat: Stop While It's Still Fun. - June 20, 2006
• How Dying Hard Makes Winning Easy. - May 08, 2006
• Guts, Butts, and Uncoagulated Glory: Oh My! MKA Pops a Red Eye In Ojai! Also: King Karl Savages the Whippets. - April 06, 2006
• Labor Helps Itself to Seconds and Thirds at Redlands, while Col. Robert E. Hipp's Progeny Rejoices in the Carnage. - March 29, 2006
• Dreaded Dreamers, A Few Bad Apples, Straight to Hate and Unscrewing The Doors from Their Jambs: Or How MKA Learned to Love Life's Little Unpleasantries. LAX Airport Crit. - March 09, 2006
• Hell Hath No Fury Like the Irish Warp Spasm: Why Hard Luck, Pork Bellies and Bad Food are Grist for The Mill. - February 20, 2006
• In Praise of Comfort Foods, Radical Transformations, and Benign Self-Delusions, or, The Psycho Behind the White Picket Fence. Brea, CA. - February 14, 2006
• One Fine, Agro Moment: the Bird, Bend, and Cathartic Badness - January 23, 2006

2005

• Spots of Bother: Surfing the Slippery Slope Straight to Hell - July 01, 2005
• Stoopidsport.Nim Exclusive: Lance Goes Nuclear. Ojai, CA - April 26, 2005
• Greed Good, Glory Gooder? You decide. Fredlands, CA - April 08, 2005
• Socks, Riot Control, Man's Best Friend and Sufferin' Succotash!: Potshotting with MKA - March 09, 2005
• Cheating Time: MKA Retires the Goons and Goes it Alone. Murrietta, CA. - February 28, 2005
• Dropped, but Not Forgotten: Coping With Fatal Flail Syndrome. Bully Vard, Mexico - February 09, 2005

2004

• Sin, Sitting, and Stoopidweek: Beware The Good Christian or, Something Rotten in DeadFish Bay. July 25 (the Sabbath). - July 26, 2004
• Vampy Waves His Freak Flag High: Two R Rs, Two Spee-Rs, Two Vees. Lompoc, CA. - June 9, 2004
• Romancing The Philosopher's Stone or "My Gawd They Shot Billy!" - May 10, 2004
• Devil's Puke Bowl: A Tale of Two Pritties - April 24, 2004
• Tough Love Inside the Hipp Star Chamber: Confessions of an Unrepentant Flailer. Redlands - March 31, 2004
• My Kingdom for a Roll of Toilet Paper or the Passion of the Poop, Ferchrist. Merced, CA (McLane Pacific Classic) - March 18, 2004
• Temecula: The Race of True Lies - March 02, 2004

2003

• Blue Coats Maim Sqweeker, Squelch Revolt by Deeking Labor. Madhatter's Beach, CA. - September 11, 2003
• G-Spot Trifecta: Laborite Racks Up Three Js in Three Days - August 12, 2003
• Labor B-Team Doubles at Domingo; or the Tale of a Perterminator with Jackass Mates - July 6, 2003
• The Times They Are A Changin’: Labor Crackpot Hits the Jackpot, Postal Brings up the Rear. Reno/Nevada City - June 20, 2003
• Barrio Grand Prix - May 3, 2003
• Sea Squatter Exclusive: Labor Powered by The Old Ways, Driven like the Devil, Inspired by the Legends - April 16, 2003
• Labor Rallies for Repeat at Redlands, Earth Allowed to Keep Spinning - April 07, 2003
• Real Race among Real Men for Real Cash or, A Day without Blue Coats is like a Day without Crabs - March 17, 2003
• Compassionate Conservatism Meets Social Darwinism: An Argument in Favor of Benign Blue Coat Despotism - March 12, 2003
• Wheels Come Off at Ontario Speedwagon - February 25, 2003
• Buried at BullyVard, Labor 2003 Breaks Out at The Box (El Cajon) - February 4, 2003

2002

• Dreaming of Heroes Rising from the Pile Ups Before a Sell Out Crowd on Network TV in San Rafflail - September 2002
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being Rican or, "Humming Bird don't fly way, fly way..." - July 2002
• Burying Demons, Honoring the Fallen and Being the Black Swan: Labor Drops a Vee at Portapottyville* - June 2002
• When Four Golds, One Silver and One Bronze Aren't Enough: Foiled by the Blobola Virus and Eaten Alive by the Crouching Tiger - May 2002
• The Labor Cheer & I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Ride Rag - April 2002
• Labor Goes Mega-Mad at Redlands, or Somebody Please arrest that Man Behind the Megaphone. - March 20, 2002
• All Points Bulletin: Villainous $12 Hack-Ass on the Prowl, Last Seen Crashing Labor at Ontario Speedwagon - March 10, 2002
• Labor Goes Where the Idiot Wind Blows or, Gunning for Gumdrops at the St.Valentines Massacre - February 16, 2002
• A Delusion Biting the Tail of a Dream, or How Labor Came to Love Cleveland - February 9, 2002

2001

• Crash-Banging in San RaffaFlail, or What's a Little Blood Among Brothers? - September 2001
• Battle of the Clipboards - September 2001
• Mutant Vampire Sucks and Chucks the Bloodhogs - July 2001
• Jerking for Jersies, or Pushing Pedals for Medals in Pooterville - June 2001
• From Mountains to the Sea, Another Labor Victory, or Labor Ruffians Deflower the Taylor Maidens - May 2001
• The Oracle der Hiptler Has Spoken, or Break out the Brillos, Another Labor Clean 'n Sweep Revenge of the Nerd, or Pass the Pepto I got the San Luis Obispo Blues - April 12, 2001
• Monterey Pop! Goes the Poser - March 27, 2001
• Glengarry, Glen Labor Lead Outs, or Notes from a Negotiation on Procuring A Premium Vee in Visalia - March 20, 2001
• Valley of the Dolls, Dupes and Dopes - February 20, 2001
• Peasant Revolt on the Boulevard - February 14, 2001

2000

• Labor Excuse-O-Rama! - August 15, 2000
• Bygawns in Bend, or Paradise Revisited - July 26, 2000
• Zowie Don't Zip It July 4, 2000
• Up, Down 'n Derde in Palos Verde - June 14, 2000