The Racing Exploits of Team Labor Power |
w/Max Kash Agro |
2009
- FU Landowski "Vee Fuxx U Upz Comeback Tour™" Team Complete with Addition of Non-Buffoonish Bodyguards Wolfman and Bob. Undisclosed mountain cabin in shadows of Suicide Rock, California. February 5, 2009
- The Whale Whisperer: FU Landowski Kumbayas His Inner Humpback and Orca. Isle of Dr. Moreau, near Cougar Island, in the South Pacific. January 15, 2009
2008
- F.U. Landowski Series
* FU Landowski™ Announces Nothing Newsworthy Has Happened or Will Happen in the Next 24 Hours News Cycle. A TrueSport Exclusive. Cougar Island, CA. December 1, 2008
* Genetically Engineered ‘Jock Hops’ Endorsed by Non-Crybaby F. U. Landowski. December 10, 2008
* Landowski Pushes Milk, Not Miracle Vita-Drugs. December 3, 2008
- Kool Aid Series
* Broken Bones, Bad Gas and a Bad Ass Lead Out: Kool Aid Graduates from Caricature to Hard Core Mo-Fo. Hood River, Oregon. May 21, 2008
* If the Shoe Fits, But You're a Non-Dues Paying Neophyte, Don't Wear It or, How to Spend Your Way to Groupie Glory. San Jose, CA. February 26, 2008
* Man Down! Kool Aid Takes A Digger in the Name of The Dream. "Hey, check out my cool bump!" Bumpfuk, Texas February 5, 2008
* On the Bus with Team Dream: Fully Immersed, Fully Invested, and Very Well Fed. Las Vegas, Nevada - January 28, 2008
* Ride Ride Ride Your Bike, Slowly Up The Road, or the Futility of Unchasing The Dream. MKA Wants His Cake and Kupcake, too. - January 21, 2008
- Other
* Posers, Prima Donnas, Punk-Daddies and Pinkophiles: Start Your Engines. A Preview of 2008 Dana Point Grand Prix. May 2, 2008
2007
2006
- "Fcuk Lance," "Legalize Dope" and "Labor Rules": The Best of Euro-Trash Graffiti. Alpe D'Huez - October 11, 2006
- Details, Details! The Devil Takes Labor High and Low in the Cascades. Bend, OR - July 28, 2006
- MKA to All Fresh Meat: Stop While It's Still Fun. - June 20, 2006
- How Dying Hard Makes Winning Easy. - May 08, 2006
- Guts, Butts, and Uncoagulated Glory: Oh My! MKA Pops a Red Eye In Ojai! Also: King Karl Savages the Whippets. - April 06, 2006
- Labor Helps Itself to Seconds and Thirds at Redlands, while Col. Robert E. Hipp's Progeny Rejoices in the Carnage. - March 29, 2006
- Dreaded Dreamers, A Few Bad Apples, Straight to Hate and Unscrewing The Doors from Their Jambs: Or How MKA Learned to Love Life's Little Unpleasantries. LAX Airport Crit. - March 09, 2006
- Hell Hath No Fury Like the Irish Warp Spasm: Why Hard Luck, Pork Bellies and Bad Food are Grist for The Mill. - February 20, 2006
- In Praise of Comfort Foods, Radical Transformations, and Benign Self-Delusions, or, The Psycho Behind the White Picket Fence. Brea, CA. - February 14, 2006
- One Fine, Agro Moment: the Bird, Bend, and Cathartic Badness - January 23, 2006
2005
- Spots of Bother: Surfing the Slippery Slope Straight to Hell - July 01, 2005
- Stoopidsport.Nim Exclusive: Lance Goes Nuclear. Ojai, CA - April 26, 2005
- Greed Good, Glory Gooder? You decide. Fredlands, CA - April 08, 2005
- Socks, Riot Control, Man's Best Friend and Sufferin' Succotash!: Potshotting with MKA - March 09, 2005
- Cheating Time: MKA Retires the Goons and Goes it Alone. Murrietta, CA. - February 28, 2005
- Dropped, but Not Forgotten: Coping With Fatal Flail Syndrome. Bully Vard, Mexico - February 09, 2005
2004
- Sin, Sitting, and Stoopidweek: Beware The Good Christian or, Something Rotten in DeadFish Bay. July 25 (the Sabbath). - July 26, 2004
- Vampy Waves His Freak Flag High: Two R Rs, Two Spee-Rs, Two Vees. Lompoc, CA. - June 9, 2004
- Romancing The Philosopher's Stone or "My Gawd They Shot Billy!" - May 10, 2004
- Devil's Puke Bowl: A Tale of Two Pritties - April 24, 2004
- Tough Love Inside the Hipp Star Chamber: Confessions of an Unrepentant Flailer. Redlands - March 31, 2004
- My Kingdom for a Roll of Toilet Paper or the Passion of the Poop, Ferchrist. Merced, CA (McLane Pacific Classic) - March 18, 2004
- Temecula: The Race of True Lies - March 02, 2004
2003
- Blue Coats Maim Sqweeker, Squelch Revolt by Deeking Labor. Madhatter's Beach, CA. - September 11, 2003
- G-Spot Trifecta: Laborite Racks Up Three Js in Three Days - August 12, 2003
- Labor B-Team Doubles at Domingo; or the Tale of a Perterminator with Jackass Mates - July 6, 2003
- The Times They Are A Changin’: Labor Crackpot Hits the Jackpot, Postal Brings up the Rear. Reno/Nevada City - June 20, 2003
- Barrio Grand Prix - May 3, 2003
- Sea Squatter Exclusive: Labor Powered by The Old Ways, Driven like the Devil, Inspired by the Legends - April 16, 2003
- Labor Rallies for Repeat at Redlands, Earth Allowed to Keep Spinning - April 07, 2003
- Real Race among Real Men for Real Cash or, A Day without Blue Coats is like a Day without Crabs - March 17, 2003
- Compassionate Conservatism Meets Social Darwinism: An Argument in Favor of Benign Blue Coat Despotism - March 12, 2003
- Wheels Come Off at Ontario Speedwagon - February 25, 2003
- Buried at BullyVard, Labor 2003 Breaks Out at The Box (El Cajon) - February 4, 2003
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